Bagel + Subway Tracks = Flagel
The other day I was at the Union Square station when some inebriated woman dropped her bagel on the ground and proceeded to soccer it (yes, I'm using soccer as a verb) around. Well, by some astromonically impossible chance she managed to kick this bagel directly onto the far track of an oncoming train, no less. I by some astronomically impossible chance managed to take a picture of it before it met it's Flagel (flat bagel) demise. Those spots are dirt, not blueberries.
Grunge and Gristle Flavored Bagel... Delish.
Grunge and Gristle Flavored Bagel... Delish.


