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Oprah Winfrey... Why??

I met Oprah Winfrey today. She gave me a hug and then told me she wanted me to be on her show to talk about my life... Then I woke up and took a picture of her thru one of the office windows as she came into the Ed Sullivan theatre to film the Late Show (the one with David Letterman). She's one of the people wearing black. Probably the one near the limo waving back at the mob of people frantically screaming "Ohpprraahh!!!"

Like 99% of all males on this planet - I still have yet to understand the fascination with Oprah. Personally, I think Tony Danza does a fine daytime show (ouch, who just slapped me?). Oddly, I also ran into Paul Schaffer the evening before and really didn't think twice about it. He was just as I expected. Sunglassed and with a big arse smile across his face. One of those grins when you know you've just pulled off an awesome practical joke like my friend Melissa Hsieh telling a felon @ the police station that she was just "fresh out" of jail for arson. (mind you before reading this story that this girl is a frustratingly attractive, petite and smart)... Genius.

“Oprah Winfrey... Why??”

  1. The Typette Says:

    duuuuuuude http://news.yahoo.com/s/zd/20051201/tc_zd/166572



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