So... this morning as I was madly rushing to get to work I managed to get myself into quite a quandary (quite a feat in my opinion):

1. Awoke and lost my contact the second I opened my eyes. It literally popped out of my right eye, with great velocity I might add, as I still have yet to find it. I didn't care too much. I must have been gellin'.
2. Replaced that contact with a new one before hopping in the shower.
3. Lost that same contact during my shower. I believe I wanted to curse, but was too engrossed with figuring out which Neutrogena shampoo or conditioner first.
4. Got out of the shower and replaced the contact. For the second time, mind you. Promptly decided that it would be wise of me to replace my left contact as well. Luckily I have the same horrendous uber-blindness in both my eyes so they are the same strength.
5. When I got to my car I noticed my eye was itching something horrid, so I opened the visor and looked at my eye. And what to my surprise did I find in my right eye not one but two little Acuvue's hanging out. They were likes peas in a pod - doing swimmingly thank you very much. Too bad they were causing my pitiful right eye irritation beyond comprehension. I ran back up to apartment and placed my extraneous contact lens into an overnight lens case. I decided that the three open packages and lens case on the counter looked like an odd "three versus two" juxtaposition. Total Recall style...

Here is the aftermath:

You should check Google Earth out. It is the most outstandingly disturbing
thing I've used on the internet lately...
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Bang! You're weird... No wait that's me.

I love Aaron Neville...

Oh dear god... I'm in my apartment karaoking (using my blackberry as a
microphone - it was the closest black object) to Aaron Neville's "Don't Take Away My Heaven"...
What's wrong with me? Late night coffee, I say!.
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I've hardly spoken with a soul this weekend but here it is 10:45pm and
suddenly I find myself talking on the phone, chatting with five people on
Instant Messenger, replying to an e-mail, and trying to post on the
blackberry. Ack... Is tomorrow Monday?

This coffee is making be uber-hyper. Uh oh.
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There's three problems, possibly 4, that I find myself embroiled with this Sunday:

1. I left my down duvet and microsuade duvet cover out in the rain today.
2. I lowered the temperature to 65 degress on the A/C in my apartment thinking I would enjoy my coffee more.
3. I ate Burger King for dinner... and had an ICEE. What am I, 12??
4. *This might be more of an opinion, but I'm downloading Linda Rondstadt songs.

Here are the remedies to these problems:

1. I have draped said duvet in the bathroom with a space heater (closing the air vent, of course since my A/C is blowing out artic ice)... I'm pretty sure steam is billowing thru the threshold of the bathroom door. Yikes.
2. I have no more coffee and am freezing my arse off, not to mention I'm hyper and alone in my apartment.
3. I ate quickly and disposed of any evidence of my meal with haste.
4. I changed my focus to downloading Aaron Neville. Wait... that's not helping.