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20 Resolutions

Now that I've thought about it here are my resolutions for 2006.

20. Floss more.
19. Learn now to do a proper moonwalk.
18. Not hesitate to do a proper moonwalk on busy intersections in NYC.
17. Find a cheap parking spot in Manhattan - and buy it... rent it.
16. Eat at a supper club.
15. Slow down my DVD purchases. Note - not stop.
14. Stop eating at 4am.
13. Stop being awake to eat at 4am.
12. Read a book ever couple of weeks.
11. Stop using self-depricating humor as an 'in'.
10. Use less hair gel OR try a new hair cut.
9. Rock a 5 o'clock shadow.
8. Wear cufflinks at least four times a month - at least twice without a tie.
7. Use more acronyms.
6. Donate more time to the community.
5. Figure out the damn bus system.
4. Do 20 bona-fide pull-ups.
3. Grill my pan fried Bleu-cheese Frisco Burger for at least 20 people.
2. Go to a live sporting event.
1. Stop biting my finger nails.

“20 Resolutions”

  1. Dusty Says:

    Yang, please reverse #7 and become more longwinded. Acronyms and uneccessary abbreviations are the bane of our society. Intelligent folks such as yourself should be using as many syllables as your lungs will afford you.

  2. jon Says:

    the over/under on ALL 20 being broken...

    March 19th


    btw, the word verification... nice feature, but lots of letters

    "lqhrihnq"

  3. aziz Says:

    over/under on at least one being broken...

    January 10th...



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