State of the Yang
Ladies and Gentlemen of the web,
Tonight I simply have four points for you. May they ring true and loud in your hearts and minds...
1. My t(ee)thbrushing routine has reached an all time high of a four-step 10 minute process. It's gruelingly wonderful however I am still investigating into whether it is necessary to have separate "night" and "morning" toothpastes. This has been an unfortunate side effect of my orthodontists declaration that my obsessive 4-times-a-day brushing would cause rampant gum conflicts. Exit strategy pending.
2. I am announcing the committee for ELoFiP (eelofip). The committee for Eric Losing Five Pounds. I have full confidence that this committee will succeed. Each member will be armed with the latest in pedometer technology and by god Eric will walk 10,000 steps a day. 56 oz Del Monico Porterhouses or not.
3. England will be invaded. It may only be attacked by one Korean guy with the middle name of Earl but with God as my witness I will go... with fervor and no Burberry garb. I will meet my friend Dearan there and we will go to France, drink massive quantities of, well, French wine and exchange witty humor about French men not deserving their women. Stilton and gorgonzola cheese to boot.
4. My bed will come out of overstock (one month now) and it will be shipped to me. Poste haste. The Department of Homedecor Speediness will have my full support in this endeavor.
God bless you, your families, G Dubya & Clinton, my parents, my homies, my readers, and anyone else out there that goes by the name of Earl.
Tonight I simply have four points for you. May they ring true and loud in your hearts and minds...
1. My t(ee)thbrushing routine has reached an all time high of a four-step 10 minute process. It's gruelingly wonderful however I am still investigating into whether it is necessary to have separate "night" and "morning" toothpastes. This has been an unfortunate side effect of my orthodontists declaration that my obsessive 4-times-a-day brushing would cause rampant gum conflicts. Exit strategy pending.
2. I am announcing the committee for ELoFiP (eelofip). The committee for Eric Losing Five Pounds. I have full confidence that this committee will succeed. Each member will be armed with the latest in pedometer technology and by god Eric will walk 10,000 steps a day. 56 oz Del Monico Porterhouses or not.
3. England will be invaded. It may only be attacked by one Korean guy with the middle name of Earl but with God as my witness I will go... with fervor and no Burberry garb. I will meet my friend Dearan there and we will go to France, drink massive quantities of, well, French wine and exchange witty humor about French men not deserving their women. Stilton and gorgonzola cheese to boot.
4. My bed will come out of overstock (one month now) and it will be shipped to me. Poste haste. The Department of Homedecor Speediness will have my full support in this endeavor.
God bless you, your families, G Dubya & Clinton, my parents, my homies, my readers, and anyone else out there that goes by the name of Earl.
8:29 PM, February 01, 2006
eric, i'm so glad you're weird b/c it makes me feel as though i'm normal. this post... magnifico!!! oh and thanks for my myspace comment. i CONcur!*ha!*
7:07 AM, February 02, 2006
bring on england i say. we'll cross the severn bridge just before dawn, roll them over with our acerbic wit and rampage through the streets with my imitation lighsaber and sombrero before a quaint cup of tea in kensington and then onto france. i just hope your french is better than mine
9:27 AM, February 02, 2006
i don't know what to say...
12:42 PM, February 02, 2006
I know I know. What can I do? When I do get around to writing these posts I'm so delirious that making sense isn't part of the gameplan.
Dearan, this will be sooner than later. That, I promise. Perhaps Andy can join as well.
5:49 PM, February 02, 2006
sure thing, the dake can woo all the ladies while i run amok in the breweries
9:14 AM, February 04, 2006
Weirdo
10:35 PM, February 05, 2006
we love you eric. how is it that you can possibly be sooo random and endearing gets us.
- katie and michelle